Those darn gays, you just can't keep 'em down on the farm closeted. Same-sex marriages are now legal in 36 states and DC, and the Supreme Court will likely strike down the rest of the state bans this spring. Since marriage equality will soon be the law of the land, some government officials and elected leaders are scrambling to drag out the pain as long as possible while they drain every last ounce of support they can get from their rabid, homophobic base.
An OK representative has a solution to the problem of constitutionally protected gay marriage: Get the government out of marriage and turn it over to the churches.
Not OK, Oklahoma!
